Mooches...

Just when you think that the Obamas can't get any more obnoxious, they come up with something so tacky that it's mind-boggling:

Instead of another gift card you’ll forget to use, ask your friends and family for something that will go a little further: a donation to Obama for America. Register your next celebration—whether it’s a birthday, bar or bat mitzvah, wedding, or anniversary—with the Obama campaign. It’s a great way to show your support for a cause that’s important to you on your big day.

Hand over your birthday money! Your wedding presents! Your kid's bar mitzvah money! Your grandma's anniversary dinner money!

Sheesh.

Stay classy, Barry.


© Jana Ogletree 2012

Coming around...

I'm still not totally in love with Romney as our candidate, but I'm coming around.

Mostly because he seems pretty eager to get into the fray and start punching Bambi where it hurts. (Unlike John McCain who just wanted to receive a kinder, gentler beat-down at the hands of this idiot...)

I'm certainly down with ads like this one:



Kapow!

The only way to win this thing is simple: Hit that jerk, and hit him hard.

And keep on hitting him until candy comes out! Or, until the dipstick "independent voters" figure out that he's a clueless empty suit.

Either way, we'll win.

© Jana Ogletree 2012

Huh?

From Yahoo News:

Ever wonder how Cher manages to look so great at age 66? Look no further than her genes

They're kidding, right? Her genes?

Unless, of course, the plastic surgeons that did that multitude of work are all named Gene.

In which case, it totally makes sense.

© Jana Ogletree