I couldn't bring myself to watch the Stuttering Clusterfuck in Chief give his SOTU address (aka campaign speech) tonight, but this video is enough to get the drift...
It's the same old jibberish, he didn't even bother to wrap it in new paper. It's just the same old jibberish. The only difference is the jerk's tie.
The video is 1:27 in length. Making it about 1:25 too long, if you ask me.
© Jana Ogletree 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
WTF...
Hmmmm.... putting the dog into a canvas bag and attaching it to the ouside of the car with hooks?
What could go wrong?
© Jana Ogletree 2012
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Appropriate...
Where's the best place to spin a fairy tale?
Why, Disney World, of course!
Unless, of course, you want to create 20,000 direct jobs and approximately 100,000 peripheral jobs by building a pipeline and selling us your oil. In which case, America is most definitely NOT open for business. You can just march your job creation and lower oil prices right on over to China, Mister Canadian Guy.
I will say that I always enjoy a textbook display of irony, and making an "open for business" speech while closing down Disney World's Main Street USA certainly seems to fit the bill.
And, last but not least... What about all of those folks who scrimped and saved and planned for months to take their families on a dream vacation to see Mickey and his pals?
To those folks, King Bam Bam offers up a hearty, "Screw you! You should have taken an Italian cruise..."
© Jana Ogletree 2012
Why, Disney World, of course!
ORLANDO, Fla. – Standing on Main Street USA in Disney’s Magic Kingdom, President Obama today promoted the need for a strategy to encourage international tourism and boost job creation in the battleground state of Florida, and across the country, ahead of the 2012 election.I'll be generous and rise above making the obvious Dumbo, Goofy and Mickey Mouse jokes. I'm more interested in this gem:
“The more folks who visit America, the more Americans we get back to work. It’s that simple,” the president said. “That’s why we’re all here today, to tell the world that America is open for business.”America is open for business! Yay!
Unless, of course, you want to create 20,000 direct jobs and approximately 100,000 peripheral jobs by building a pipeline and selling us your oil. In which case, America is most definitely NOT open for business. You can just march your job creation and lower oil prices right on over to China, Mister Canadian Guy.
I will say that I always enjoy a textbook display of irony, and making an "open for business" speech while closing down Disney World's Main Street USA certainly seems to fit the bill.
And, last but not least... What about all of those folks who scrimped and saved and planned for months to take their families on a dream vacation to see Mickey and his pals?
To those folks, King Bam Bam offers up a hearty, "Screw you! You should have taken an Italian cruise..."
© Jana Ogletree 2012
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